国外那些奇葩说明书 简直让人怀疑人生
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<p> 国外那些奇葩说明书 简直让人怀疑人生（读一下吧笑死你）<br></p>
<p> 《Future出国》杂志公众号：futurechuguo</p>
<p> Most of us don‘t really take the time “心理流感”该如何预防to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive 包皮过长的危害when purchasing an item - however， you should.</p>
<p> 大多数人买了东西都不会花时间去仔细看产品说明，但是你应该好好看看。</p>
<p> If not for the instructions themselves， at least for the hidden easter 怀孕37周手指关节疼 eggs.</p>
<p> 就算不是真的为了看说明，至少去看看隐藏的彩蛋吧。</p>
<p> Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you‘ll be glad you 红枣是百果之王红枣怎么吃最补人bothered to read.</p>
<p> Bored Panda网站列举了一系列最有趣的产品说明和标签，你会很高兴自己仔细看了。</p>
<p> Some of them are so obvious 减肥药吃多了会出现幻觉吗and stupid they‘ll make you question where humanity is going.</p>
<p> 有些真的太明显太蠢了，看了之后甚至会让你对人类何去何从产拔火罐治疗的三大禁忌 生怀疑。</p>
<p> Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty， they will surprise you with their originality.</p>
<p> 有些则表现出惊人的聪慧，让你惊叹于它们新奇的夏季减肥喝什么汤好创意。</p>
<p> One thing is for sure， most of them will put a smile on your face.</p>
<p> 但无疑的是，看了之后大多数都会博你一笑。</p>
<p> #1 The Only Reason We Read These Anymore</p>
<p> 我们读这个唯一原因</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> 你现在读这个是因为你上厕所忘带手机的，对不？</p>
<p> #2 This Top-gear T-shirt Label Top-gear</p>
<p> T恤的领标</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> T恤已在动物身上试验过，不合身。</p>
<p> #3 The 玫瑰花茶有哪些副作用玫瑰花茶怎么搭配最好 Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo</p>
<p> 狗狗香波使用说明</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> 记住提前阻断一切可逃跑路线。（提示：一旦你的宠物湿滑时，它会突然变得比你聪明，比你跑得快。）</p>
<p> #党参的食用方法党参圆肉炖猪心养心安神4 Clothing Label</p>
<p> 衣服标签</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> 男女均可洗涤</p>
<p> #5 This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label</p>
<p> 这个衣服标签好一些</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> 只可冷水洗涤，不可烘干机烘干，不可熨烫，不可掌掴大熊猫。</p>
<p> #6 This Hoodie‘s Tag Has Life Instructions</p>
<p> 一件有生活说明的卫衣</p>
<p> <br>挑战者联盟范冰冰变灵魂画手吴亦凡回归成焦点 <br><br></p>
<p> 找律师，卸载facebook，去健身房</p>
<p> #7 Best Lotion Instructions Ever？</p>
<p> 迄今最好的乳液说明？</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> 洗浴完毕，取大量本产品用于皮肤，会让菱角的营养价值 你想起你表弟Danny七年级时养得宠物鬣蜥，温暖又多鳞的回忆。</p>
<p> #8 I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions</p>
<p> 我讨厌衣服上复杂的洗涤说明</p>
<p> </p>哪些消化不良更应重视  
<p> 脏了就洗。</p>
<p> #9 Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions</p>
<p> 纸巾机使用说明</p>
<p> <br><br><br></p>
<p> （不管你怎么撕，最终还是得用衣服擦。。）</p>
<p> #10 My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions</p>
<p> 我朋友组家具时在作说明上看到了这个</p>
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<p> 另外的步骤：做玉米脆饼（虽说只是个选项，但值得推荐）</p>
<p> （文章来源：沪江英语）</p>











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